When going through my mother's papers and destroying most of them, I have come across some gems to keep. She had special folders such as the one marked "Clippings." She then sub-categorized that folder into sub-topics such as "essays," "jokes," "religious," "aging," and more. What a treasure many of these are - if people would only go back to reading hard copy in old file folders! This one was found under "Essays," wasn't attributed to a source but it tickled my funny bone so here ya go!
I'm tired as well so I scanned it rather than re-type it.
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